- student: can i borrow a pencil
- teacher: i don't know, CAN you?
- student: yes, also colloquial irregularities occur frequently in any language and since you and the rest of our present company understood my intended meaning being particular about the distinctions between "can" and "may" is purely pedantic and arguably pretentious
(via framesjanco)
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.
This is perfect.
(via passthecocaine)
The Starfleet Academy has an ethical code of conduct.
UVA has an honor code.
Clearly this means I’m secretly attending Starfleet Academy.
when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt
(via passthecocaine)
the Hannibal fandom is like those wealthy neighbours who just moved in next door and something just doesn’t seem right about them
(via passthecocaine)
ocelots are so fucking adorable.
LOOK AT ITS CUTE LITTLE FACE :D
(via friedchicken110)
(via friedchicken110)
The Harry Potter fandom is so huge that literally everyone has different views and opinions on characters, ships, theories etc, but I don’t think I have ever in my life encountered a Harry Potter fan who doesn’t hate Umbridge with burning passion.
Its good because it makes us unite against a common enemy.
Its strange that the common enemy isn’t the series’s main villain.
(via friedchicken110)
T Shirt design idea: Chris Pine’s face under the phrase “I pine for Pine.”
Something I’ve never noticed before:
Snape not only deflects McGonagall’s attack but uses it to take down Alecto and Amycus in a single armwave behind his visual field. Like they both had their wands out too but BOY they did not see that coming. Snape knew that he needed to get rid of them before being driven out of the castle so that they wouldn’t harm any of the students GOD what a badass motherfucker
(via friedchicken110)
homophobic participating countries who didn’t show the gay kiss on eurovision must pay a fine because eurovision must be shown from beginning to end without cutting anything out and they are banned from eurovision for the next three years
i am crying right now i love you europe
(via tearsofrassilon)
